Greetings Earthlings! Welcome back to the new,improved site.

Thanks to the generous corporate sponsorship of the Calvin Klein Designer Pre-press Division, Betelgeusian Webmasters have roused themselves off their butts for long enough to drag these pages into the 21st Century (Earth time, that is).

Yes, we've fixed all the broken links, improved the navigation, tidied up all the primitive HTML from 1995 and generally made the thing vaguely readable. However, rest assured - all the profanity and obscenity has been left in!!!

Not all the revisions are yet uploaded, but the Compleat Zodd archive is now available. Check back often, and, as they say..

Print Long and Prosper!